Do we know any good accountants jokes?

Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money", he demanded.

Indignant, the man replied, "You cannot do this - I am an Inland Revenue Agent!"

"In that case", replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"

............... we know tons & tons more, but are always interested in hearing more!